i got pulled over on my way home tonight. conversation was as follows:


cop: "have you been drinking?"
me: "oh my, god no!"
cop: "well... *peers at me for a moment* where are you going?!"
me: "home."
cop: "*ponder* so you live down this road?! *gestures to road*"
me "yes"
cop: "where are you coming from?"
me: "west high school"
cop: "*look of AHA!* why were you there SO LATE?!"
me: "i was at rehearsal"
cop: "what for?!"
me: "alice in wonderland"
cop: "may i see your license"
me: "certainly *hands him license*"
cop: "so, who are you?"
me: "excuse me?"
cop: "in alice in wonderland"
me: "oh! alice. i'm alice *nod*"
cop: "*looking at my license* how old are you?"
me: "seventeen"
cop: "and you live down at the end of this road?!"
me: "yes"
cop: "well then... have a nice night."



so... i'm thinking that... he saw me in my indecisive "do i go drop whitney's assignment off? or do i go home?" which involved two lane changes... then, as he was following me on the main street that my road's off of, i wasn't going the speed limit, i was like 15 under, because i turn left onto that street, then like RIGHT away i turn right, so it doesn't make sense to speed up to sixty, then slam on the breaks to turn... THEN... my road is like, leading to nowhere, so i bet he thought i was trying to get rid of him by going out on the random gravel road... but... my goodness it was amusing.



*megan*