ben: i AM the sessual goddess!! yeah!
megan: sessual?
ben: i mean, sexual.
megan: godess??
ben: GAH! i mean GOD!.... i'm the sexual god! really!
--me and ben... discussing something or another...


abi: are you wearing my shoes?
megan: no, you are.
abi: i am what?
megan: wearing your shoes
abi: well, of course i am.
megan: *sigh*
--me and abi, eeeearly in the morning last week.


"change is always good... sometimes."
--neuzil


"warning: may induce suicide"
--neuzil


"the mole is also avagadro's number...i have a pet mole, his name is avagadro. *pause* he's not really a mole... but he's magnetic! *sticks magnetic mole to black board*"
--ms. wikner


danielle: you know, this question doesn't say "essay" aaaaanywhere on it. i think we can just write 1, 2, 3, and our characteristics and be done with it. all in favor?
substitute: mrs. van zante told me it was an essasy....
amos: aaah, you can't trust that, van zante says essay ALL the time... it's like tourretts... 'if you'll all get out a piece of... ESSAY!' ... yeah, i don't think this is an essay question...
--AP english


"well see... they have grains. like sheep, barley, bran... hmmm... sheep isn't a grain."
--ms. wikner


"say you dissolved salt in water... it's still salt, but not really *class looks confused* aaaah, for example, you wouldn't want to put it on your french fries any more."
--ms. wikner


"*handing out papers* now, guys, DON'T write your name on this.... ryan!! you wrote your name on it! now, they're all going to laugh at you next hour when i hand it out again... *sigh*"
--ms. wikner


"my poooolaaaaaarity detector!! nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!"
--ms. wikner, in response to the popping of her balloon/polarity detector.


ms. wikner: so the nail and the solutioin react and make.... copper!!
ryan: copper? ms. wikner... we're going to be billionaires!!!
ms. wikner: suuuuure we are ryan...