The Human Virus Scanner


Viruses you suffer from:



Pokemon
Pikachu! Use your hyper-electric-get-a-life move now!


Junkfood
Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture.


Religion
Read "God's Debris" by Scott Adams (yes, the Dilbert guy)


Japan
Big is good. Small is bad. Giant robots would not make a good last line of defence for Earth.


Politics
Stop caring!


Brand Names
Having a well-known name doesn't make it good.


Hippyism
Free love is passe and potentially dangerous, and patchouli smells like cat piss.


Conspiracy Theory
Face it, the elected government is in control. Actually that's quite scary.


Discordia
Buy a suit. Invest your money. Eat hotdog buns on a friday.


Sci-fi
Stop wearing the stick-on ears.