"kiss my fucking frog"


"are you praying or being a moron?"


"that doesn't make you smarter than us, it makes you sober"


"*long pause* obsolete?"
"uh... that's german for shut the fuck up."


"a monkey and a lioness..."
"a camel!!"
"NO! a cat!"


"maybe we could do better if you weren't chasing the cat on your HANDS AND KNEES"


"the options are roll again, roll again, or destroy the game board."


"it says oblivious!"
"obvious! *long pause* ok, fine, you're right, oblivious."


"isn't that nantucket?"
"shut the hell up! you aren't on their team!"


"SOLIDARITY!!"
"how in the hell is you waving your arms in the air supposed to make me think "solidarity"?!"


"WHO was fucking napolean!?"


"campaign glass"


"i want a pocket jenny. where you push a button and it spits out funny phrases."


"you spew in my car, and i spew you out the window."


trivial pursuit at angela's. wonderful time had by all. especially jessica. angela and i kicked ass on the lit and theatre questions, unfortunatly, we never got them, jenny and jessica did. life's so hard.