oh and...


Chad


"Look happier guys! You’re having an orgy! Orgies are fun! I mean... I’ve READ that orgies are fun."


"Ok, Jad and Branet, you're stage left."


“Do you understand what it means when it says… “seat wetting”? *long pause * you see, when a woman becomes aroused…”



"I’m wearing underwear, really I am!"



"Smile Brad, you like it."



"Brad, please use your indoor voice!"



"You all need to smack your asses in unison. Let’s try it one more time."



“Fosse, fosse, fosse. Ass guitar, ass guitar. West side story. Ass guitar, ass guitar. Space invader. Ass guitar ass

guitar. Got it?”



"Be more impressed, Frank grew him... from like... a bean."
re: rocky



"You look like a bunch of grazing cows! I need less cows, more sensual."



“Devin - great sword….? * long pause* does anyone know what that refers to?”




Other



"Stop cracking!!" (in regard to Derek cracking various joints)
"I gotta do it! Just call me Rice Krispie - I snap crackle and pop!"
-Tiffany and Derek



"Dr. Frank N furter is.... THE LORD OF THE DANCE!"
-Scott



"Young man, are you popping out of your shorts?!"
-Derek, re: Devin



"Again, the focus is on Chad’s sweatpants in this scene"



"EEEEEEW Michele eats her boogers! I don't wanna be your incestuous sibling anymore!"
-Ryan



"YET!"
"Ah, that's a typo... it's "YES!”"
"Oh c'mon, “yet” works... yet, yet, ooooh yet!"
-Tiffany, Chad and Ryan... and one of the brad/janet/frank sex scenes



"Every period is an orgasm... wait..."
"Every dash!"
"Yes, every dash is an orgasm, let us know that."
-Chad and Stefanie



"Is that a wireless mic in your pocket or are you happy to see me?"



"Foot up the butt, foot up the butt!"
-Ryan



“So, you both look at Rocky”
“But, I can’t actually see him!”
“You’re just going to have to…. Act.”
“Noooooooo!”
-Chad and Whitney



"Am I ass guitaring correctly?”



“Kitty and Kenny, your homework is to think of five adjectives to describe Devin, to answer Frank.”
“Hot hot hot! There, that’s three.”
-Chad and Whitney



“I’m Derek, and I play with myself. I mean, I play with Brad. I mean… I play Brad.”
-Derek, Introductions.



“Lovely, beautiful, gorgeous, wonderful, tall.”
-Describing Devin



“It’s a little man in a boat.”