an ammendment to the colorado rant: my cousin patrick is a genius and a stud. and he kicked everyone's ass at foosball, and would have kicked everyone's ass at pool.... if he'd had some chalk. "sir, i don't think you understand what i am saying. *gestures to self* scientific expert. *gestures to yokel* yokel. please step aside *climbs into gigantic dented blazer* and takes off*"


*blazers rock, and broncos don't. just so you know.