i'm at tim's. his calender is a karate ferret, and i don't like this keyboard.


we just watched the tape of kayla and i oatmeal wrestling. it was HILARIOUS. tonight was amateur open mic night at studio 13. brad fucking kicked ass as "sandy crevasse" he rocked so so so so much. he's going on this sunday too. he got invited back!! aaah!!


also, steff and me and michelle and derek (surprise michelle and derek! they totally don't know that we volunteered them for this) are going to dance and lip synch to toucha touch me next wed. so, if you are in iowa city, come see me dancing around in my slip and bra and check out the unclothed derek, and the dykey action with michelle and steff. 10 o clock at studio 13, cover is $3. we're SO excited.


oooh! at studio 13 tonight, tim was a drag elf. he had to pick up all brad's tips and take care of him. johnny (augusta) was fucking awesome. he (she) did "all the good men are gay" and something else....i totally don't remember. johnny is so fucking funny. "mary you need to stop smoking that crack pipe!!" she calls everyone mary ... ooooh augusta... "bitch i will beat you like the kmart hooker!" "i will fucking slap you like a redheaded stepchild!"


we have to go because we're holding up the sex. and we wouldn't want to do that.