this is from renata's blog. because it made me laugh REALLY hard.
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"rummaging through some old software.. came across oregon trail 1.2! and it was mac compatible! *flails joyously* so i played some rockin' frowl oregon trail, with me, ayano, megan, priscilla, and kait. and now, i'll share some random excerpts from the trail log, because it amuses me.
March 1, 1848
You started down the trail with 6 oxen, 10 sets of clothing, 100 bullets, 1 wagon wheel, 1 wagon axle, 1 wagon tongue, 400 pounds of food, and $60.00.
"wagon tongue" has always sounded weird to me. it would be cute if wagons had real tongues. well, maybe not, because they'd probably always be trying to lick you and stuff.
April 6, 1848
Kait has a broken arm.
You decided to rest for 5 days.
April 12, 1848
You decided to continue.
poor kait. still, no sense wasting time...
April 15, 1848
You decided to continue.
You chose to ford the river.
1 member of your wagon drowned.
Your wagon tipped and you lost 1 ox, 3 sets of clothing, 1 wagon wheel, 1 wagon axle, 29 pounds of food, and 12 pounds of perishable food.
You decided to continue.
stupid jerky trail log, it didn't even give her name! *sniff* it was ayano, btw. so it goes. we buried you, though! but apparently that wasn't exciting enough news to make the trail log.
April 18, 1848
A farmer helped you with a sick ox.
this, however, was.
May 5, 1848
Kait is well again.
happy cinco de mayo, kait! arrrriba!
May 9, 1848
A thief stole 6 sets of clothing from your wagon.
dude, this means we're all NAKED! *giggles*
You decided to continue.
well, time waits for no man, after all. besides, it's a covered wagon...
May 13, 1848
Kait is suffering from exhaustion.
being naked is tiring.
June 8, 1848
An ox is sick.
stupid ox.
July 27, 1848
Megan has the measles.
You have reached Grande Ronde in the Blue Mountains.
You decided to rest for 5 days.
i wonder, if renata got sick, would it have said "you have the measles" or "renata has the measles"? because everything else is 2nd person. hmm.
August 5, 1848
Priscilla has a fever.
Megan is well again.
the unwritten law of oregon trail: only one person can be sick at a time. it's a bizarre relay.
August 11, 1848
Priscilla has a broken leg.
No water.
priscilla, you clumsy slut!
August 20, 1848
You decided to continue.
You decided to raft down the Columbia River.
You made it to the Willamette Valley.
4 people arrived in good health.
Your Score = 6,276
dude, when i was little i could never raft down the river! i always hit a rock and drowned at least one person. go me! *does victory dance*"
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i'm so amused that our clothes got stolen. also... what IS a wagon tongue? and priscellie.... you ARE a clumsy slut, and we all hate you. priscilla will never truly be priscilla to me. she will always be ellie. *sigh*
alright! i'm off to my audition!! aaaaah!
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"rummaging through some old software.. came across oregon trail 1.2! and it was mac compatible! *flails joyously* so i played some rockin' frowl oregon trail, with me, ayano, megan, priscilla, and kait. and now, i'll share some random excerpts from the trail log, because it amuses me.
March 1, 1848
You started down the trail with 6 oxen, 10 sets of clothing, 100 bullets, 1 wagon wheel, 1 wagon axle, 1 wagon tongue, 400 pounds of food, and $60.00.
"wagon tongue" has always sounded weird to me. it would be cute if wagons had real tongues. well, maybe not, because they'd probably always be trying to lick you and stuff.
April 6, 1848
Kait has a broken arm.
You decided to rest for 5 days.
April 12, 1848
You decided to continue.
poor kait. still, no sense wasting time...
April 15, 1848
You decided to continue.
You chose to ford the river.
1 member of your wagon drowned.
Your wagon tipped and you lost 1 ox, 3 sets of clothing, 1 wagon wheel, 1 wagon axle, 29 pounds of food, and 12 pounds of perishable food.
You decided to continue.
stupid jerky trail log, it didn't even give her name! *sniff* it was ayano, btw. so it goes. we buried you, though! but apparently that wasn't exciting enough news to make the trail log.
April 18, 1848
A farmer helped you with a sick ox.
this, however, was.
May 5, 1848
Kait is well again.
happy cinco de mayo, kait! arrrriba!
May 9, 1848
A thief stole 6 sets of clothing from your wagon.
dude, this means we're all NAKED! *giggles*
You decided to continue.
well, time waits for no man, after all. besides, it's a covered wagon...
May 13, 1848
Kait is suffering from exhaustion.
being naked is tiring.
June 8, 1848
An ox is sick.
stupid ox.
July 27, 1848
Megan has the measles.
You have reached Grande Ronde in the Blue Mountains.
You decided to rest for 5 days.
i wonder, if renata got sick, would it have said "you have the measles" or "renata has the measles"? because everything else is 2nd person. hmm.
August 5, 1848
Priscilla has a fever.
Megan is well again.
the unwritten law of oregon trail: only one person can be sick at a time. it's a bizarre relay.
August 11, 1848
Priscilla has a broken leg.
No water.
priscilla, you clumsy slut!
August 20, 1848
You decided to continue.
You decided to raft down the Columbia River.
You made it to the Willamette Valley.
4 people arrived in good health.
Your Score = 6,276
dude, when i was little i could never raft down the river! i always hit a rock and drowned at least one person. go me! *does victory dance*"
...
i'm so amused that our clothes got stolen. also... what IS a wagon tongue? and priscellie.... you ARE a clumsy slut, and we all hate you. priscilla will never truly be priscilla to me. she will always be ellie. *sigh*
alright! i'm off to my audition!! aaaaah!
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