If I were a month I would be: october. you can still wear short skirts sometimes, but you can also wear cushysoftsnuggly sweaters
If I were a day of the week I would be: friday.
If I were a time of day I would be: midnight. still lots of stuff open, beginning of the evening.
If I were a planet I would be: pluto
If I were a sea animal I would be: i hate fish.... so... a dolphin?
If I were a direction I would be: east
If I were a piece of furniture I would be: a futon
If I were a sin I would be: lust. (though, pride and envy are way up there too)
If I were a historical figure I would be: ...?
If I were a liquid I would be: cherry soda
If I were a tree I would be: a maple
If I were a flower/plant I would be: a pink rose
If I were a kind of weather I would be: sunny
If I were a musical instrument I would be: a piccolo
If I were an animal I would be: a cat on a mission
If I were a color I would be: light light pink
If I were a vegetable I would be: a carrot.
If I were a sound I would be: ringing in your ears.
If I were an element I would be: nitrogen... (i only sat that because i think that's what curtis picked... back in the day.
If I were a car I would be: a cooper mini.
If I were a song I would be: something here, joshua kobak