we're so mean...

renata and i are making fun of my most recent batch of "someone wants to meet you" candidates on hot or not. oooh dear. highlights include the guy who isn't "sinical", and is kissing a stuffed dear in his photo. (renata and i decided that tongues that touch deer to not touch us.) also the guy in a tux who appeared to have just whited his wife out of the picture. ("he should have put "you could be next!"") the best was the link i tried to send renata... but it showed her a girl in iowa who was recently single. and wanted us to give her a holla. and there was a picture i thought was gabe for a second, it wasn't. he was a retro cowboy though. someone whose interests were "kissing, more kissing and even more kissing." he sounded like a fascinating young man. so much fun at concerts... and his profile was practically soft porn... but he had nice abs. all guys who want to meet me need to meet the four s's. ... sexy, sassy, super... sailboat-owning... or wait... was it savvy... something to do with snuggling... smart... wait... thus far, sailboat-owning has been hard to fulfill. also, a lot of people are really into fishing. and i'm afraid of fish (shut UP! they're scary).


so. that's what i've been up to today. how are you? good? having a nice day? yeah?


i kind of told someone that i'd go out.... but it's almost 10:30.... and i don't want to go get ready.


i am laughing, very hard.... because of this: "renata: dude, the first guy... he's going to COLLEGE yet his keywords include "animels", "cammping", "musice", "partys" and "soccor"?"


ooooh dear. i'm far too amused for my own good. i feel bad for people i gave this link to as a "here's what i'm like" kind of thing. because... i'm mean, i'm a computer nerd, and i'm quite possibly the biggest dork in existence... (though, i'm not hungry, thanks to the powers of mac and cheese)