home sweet home.

aaaagh.


full account of the rock the midwest tour will come either later tonight, or tomorrow when i get up. i'm SO tired.


"so, anyway, the dog ate all the newt food..."
-andrea, explaining why she was worried about her newts.


"note to self: do not scratch toe while driving..." *moments later* "note to self: learn how to drive"
-andrea


"i just... want... to charge... my phone! *everything on nightstand goes crashing to the floor* it's like playing jenga!"
-andrea, trying to plug in her charger


"drunk test!! *smack* OW... failed..."
-drunk test administered by me and andrea many times....


"the fact that you're both smacking yourselves in the face may be an indication of drunkeness..."
-i'm not sure...


"how's your water?"
"well, it's really hot, and it has junk in the bottom"
-me and andrea, regarding libby's drunken attempt to get water for andrea


"aw, i love eric too much to steal his watch"


"note to self: drive on the road"


"mmmm... tastes like floor"
-andrea and her dirty floor breadstick...


"note to indiana: get some scenery"


"internet! that's where we're from!"


"hi, i'm megan, no wait, i'm andrea."
-andrea


"hi, i'm andrea... NO... wait... i'm megan!"
-me (we're so stupid)


"i was laughing hysteriously"


"i guess we'll just have to become mormons..."


"aric is hotpants, ben is funkypants... and jordan is.... jordanpants."


"pogally wogally operated?"
-andrea... i SAID 'locally owned and operated..." she didn't hear me.


maaaaaaan, goodtimes. we LOVE alex and tom. and we want them to come visit before andrea has to leave. and tom's going to be our puppy dog (our sleazy puppy dog). i'm not sure WHY we decided he was gonna be our puppy dog... but he is. aaaand, alex's code name is lush, and tom's is sleeeeaze, and jordan's is jordanpants. aaaahahaa. (we had some horrible jokes on the way back... oooooh boy.) the ride home was almost as great as the ride there....


also: andrea is goign to marry.... the sea (because it's big and grumbly like drew, drew does NOT equal cubs....), aric (hotpants!), ben (funkypants!) tom (sleeeazy puppy), and alex (lush!) .... and... someone else i think. i am going to marry aric, alex, ben, tom, jordanpants, and strongbad (oh, andrea's gonna marry homestar, duh.)


ok, i have like, ten times as much stuff to telle veryone.... but i'll do it tomorrow.... (like, how many window cling stickers we stole from various gas stations.... hehee. redbull, aquafina.... that gatorade water stuf.... they have GREAT window clings...) ok. tomorrow. night!