miss kenya hate...

"we can't go!!"
"we must!"


"yeah, me and my pet puma got in a fight. the puma won."


"you need to stop getting in knife fights."
"i try not too, but it's difficult."
"you should get a gun."
"i'd be all indiana jones. they pull a sword and go all crazy on you..."
"and i shoot them."


maaaaaaan. legal stuff is crazy. lawyers are scary, even if they're on your side.


happy birthday mister thang. aka kitchen utensil..... spatula... i mean.... tongs..... happy birthday thang.


*extremely high pitched voice* piiiiiiiiiiano baaaaaaaar


miss ayanna love is my god.


josh's name should be kenya hate. not love. "ladies and gentlemen.... miiiiiiiiiiss kenya hate!" because, if it were love, the bitch wouldn't be slapping people. "i will kenya love your ass."


this is supposed to be entertaining. because i promised i'd write something entertaining. whoops. i guess by entertaining, i meant random. happy randomness everyone!