room raiders

the guy on room raiders is such a LOSER.


if i were on room raiders and he picked me.... i'd be like "uh, no thanks." he like... got naked in one room, ate something out of a compost bucket in another one... eeeeeew. naaasty guy. he's like creepy. and a bible thumper, yet... crazy. well, i dunno why i say "yet" i generally think bible thumpers are crazy. especially like, the university christian group people who go out and get SO fucking wasted that i want to kill them with my straw... and then they go home with raaaaaandom nasty people, and still manage to drunkenly extoll the virtues of the wonderful world of christ to me. and then i DO stab them with my straw. or throw ice at them.


man. renata and i are so hilarious.


dude, this guy on room raiders. you must die. oh dude, i've seen this one before. one of this girls FLIPS the fuck out at the end. i think she's joking though, because the guy's such a loser. and i bet she's as hilarious as me and renata. well, actually NO one's as hilarious as me and renata. or as smart. we once sat on a dead bird for six hours. then we discovered we were sitting on a dead bird, so we put a folder in front of it. we're problem solvers.


we want to get a bunch of ant sized cats. and have like, a desktop cat farm. just imagine it, wouldn't that be awesome? like, fluffy persians... and little stripey house cats... and they'd all run around their little cat tunnels.... and it'd be awesome.