Wild on Tara!

OMG. Wild on Tara has to be the best worst show ever. Like...Tara is just such a stupid ho, and she has NO IDEA. She's such a tool. Paris Hilton is prettier when she's not doing the ParisPose (tm). I wonder what it would be like to be Tara Reid and have no idea how lame you were, and just like, bumble drunkenly through a charmed, rich, life... and get your own show where you get to talk about how intelligent you are, and how much you LOVE everything, and how AMAZING everything is. Oh my god. Tara was just talking about Paris, and she's like "you never see her in real life! like, you see her out on the red carpet, or milking chickens." Also, you can totally tell that Tara's all wasted, and ParisParis and ManParis totally want her to go away. Like, Tara's all dancing up on ManParis, and you can tell he's like "uhm, ParisParis, come save me from your scary friend!" did anyone see the most recent Tara picture on go fug yourself? It is frightening.


i really only signed on to post about how unbelieveable Wild on Tara is. I wish I was watching it with friends so i could bitch about how lame she is... rather than blogbitching about it.


p.s. I know I'm totally opening myself up for hatemail/hatecomments with my "i wonder what it would be like to drunkenly bumble through life not knowing how lame you are" comment. so, if you're gonna be a jerk, please be original.