my GOD, blogger!

take six hours to open why don't you?!


i am not in the mood to wait for your dumb ass, blogger. so knock it off. grrr. i'm in a not so patient mood today. and my soda keeps trying to soak me. i think burger king gave me a dribble glass. and a dribble sandwich. i just got mayonaise on my shirt. stupid mayonaise.


i totally don't understand how jessica simpson can put up with her assistant, when cacee (isn't that her name? i don't like her already, learn how to spell your name! now!) is exactly the same as jessica, and like... makes an effort to be a jessica clone. i couldn't do it. i want to stab people when they act like me. i don't like me, i'm mean, i'm demanding, i'm cynical, and i don't like taking shit from people. so... if someone is like "oh, i really like megan..." and then starts imitating me, i'm immediately like "what the hell's your problem?!" people always find it weird when i'm like "stop acting like me, it's annoying." or "i don't like them, they act too much like me" ... they're always like "what, so it's not attractive when they do it, but it is when YOU do it?" and the only way i can answer that is, "you're the one that's friends with me..." I'M not friends with me, and i totally wouldn't be friends with me. i'm spoiled and self centered and shallow and not very nice to people i don't like... but, hey, you went and became friends with me so leave me alone. see... THAT should be a reality show... not jessica and cacee annoy poor nick lachey... but... get me an assistant who tries to imitate me and watch me flip out about it. i personally wouldn't watch it... but hey. (who am i kidding, if it were on vh1, i would TOTALLY watch it.)


this post isn't very nice. to me at least. i keep insulting myself. doh. i seriously think about that a lot though. and it's all brought on by watching celebrity best friends on vh1.


i hate ty pennington or whatever his name is... the handyman guy from trading spaces who's the sears guy now? oh he's so annoying. just a little too excitable.


i have another complaint about burger king... my fries aren't done all the way, and they're gross. boooo. and the last bite of my sandwich tasted weird... bleaaagh.


there's the scariest picture of gwyneth paltrow on
thesuperficial (sidenote, i love that the tagline for superficial is "beause you're ugly"). seriously gwyneth... eat soemething. you look scary. really. they just showed a really hot picture of her on teevee and i was like "i don't know if that can be the same person..."


i obviously don't have anything to talk about. so i'm gonna go.