"Look happier guys! You're having an orgy! Orgies are fun! I mean... I've READ that orgies are fun."
~chad
"Ok, Jad and Branet, you're stage left."
~chad
"Do you understand what it means when it says… "seat wetting"? *long pause * you see, when a woman becomes aroused…"
~chad
"I'm wearing underwear, really I am!"
~chad
"Smile Brad, you like it."
~chad
"Brad, please use your indoor voice!"
~chad
"You all need to smack your asses in unison. Let's try it one more time."
~chad
"Fosse, fosse, fosse. Ass guitar, ass guitar. West side story. Ass guitar, ass guitar. Space invader. Ass guitar ass guitar. Got it?"
~chad
"Be more impressed, Frank grew him... from like... a bean."
~chad re: rocky
"You look like a bunch of grazing cows! I need less cows, more sensual."
~chad
"Devin - great sword….? * long pause* does anyone know what that refers to?"
~chad
"Stop cracking!!" (in regard to Derek cracking various joints)
"I gotta do it! Just call me Rice Krispie - I snap crackle and pop!"
-Tiffany and Derek
"Dr. Frank N furter is.... THE LORD OF THE DANCE!"
-Scott
"Young man, are you popping out of your shorts?!"
-Derek, re: Devin
"Again, the focus is on Chad's sweatpants in this scene"
"EEEEEEW Michele eats her boogers! I don't wanna be your incestuous sibling anymore!"
-Ryan
"YET!"
"Ah, that's a typo... it's "YES!""
"Oh c'mon, "yet" works... yet, yet, ooooh yet!"
-Tiffany, Chad and Ryan
"Every period is an orgasm... wait..."
"Every dash!"
"Yes, every dash is an orgasm, let us know that."
-Chad and Stefanie
"Is that a wireless mic in your pocket or are you happy to see me?"
"Foot up the butt, foot up the butt!"
-Ryan
"So, you both look at Rocky"
"But, I can't actually see him!"
"You're just going to have to…. Act."
"Noooooooo!"
-Chad and Whitney
"Am I ass guitaring correctly?"
"Kitty and Kenny, your homework is to think of five adjectives to describe Devin, to answer Frank."
"Hot hot hot! There, that's three."
-Chad and Whitney
"I'm Derek, and I play with myself. I mean, I play with Brad. I mean… I play Brad."
-Derek, Introductions.
"Lovely, beautiful, gorgeous, wonderful, tall."
-Describing Devin
"It's a little man in a boat."
.rocky fotos
ah, ryan and his nipples. ryan's a nipple fan. much like janet's a muscle fan. oh who am i kidding, we're all muscle and nipple fans.
this was a fairly typical scene. notice chad has a water bottle, ryan is showing off his nipple. michele is tucking her breasts back into her costume, and derek and devin are giggling. not to mention we were obviously in the middle of rehearsing eddie's teddy when chad came over and we all lost focus.
from left to right: derek (brad), chad - our director, michele (magenta), michael (dr. scott... in the wheelchair), scott (frank), ryan (riff.. notice the nipple AGAIN), tiffany (janet), devin (rocky) and on the floor me and whitney are on the floor discussing something with dr. scott.
don't we look so sexy? oh well, practice makes perfect!
from left to right: devin, whitney, me, scott, steffani, michael, tiffany. i'm not sure why derek isn't in this picture... he's in this scene. it's a mystery.
whitney and i had been instructed to look sexy for the picture. whitney looks super happy and i look a little pissed off. oh well. notice how tan whitney looks next to me... or, how pale i look next to whitney...
awww.
in this case, happy stefanie = drunk stefanie. yaaay i love drunk stefanie! both this and the pic before are from the vine. we had an entirely random cast gathering sometime the week before we moved out to oakdale.
awwww joshy. this is josh giving us lessons on how to hold the microphones. i included it especially for Iba and pavlina. john thought it was so funny that i called him joshy. but... that's his name. ^_^
chillin in the castle while josh was giving microphone lessons. (notice the general lack of attentiveness)
left to right: whitney, me, ryan, and i think michele is laying down in behind ryan.
level one of the techie headquarters. occupied by the sound board and john and joshy.
level two of the techie headquarters. the light board, occupied in this photo by chris and ryan m., a casey's coffee cup, and the light board. the home of naked nights. (ten thirty shows were underwear only for light techies.) on another note. i loooove these boys. nothing brightened my night more than looking up at the nekkid techies during timewarp. or watching them sing along with 'i'm going home'
let's rehearse the tiiiiiime waaaaaaaaarp at the allleeey caaaaat.
tappa tappa tap tap tappity tap tap.
hell yes. *rawr*
the servants, columbia and the twins scare brad and janet. while backstage, this pose was ideal for biting ryan. also, it's good luck to grab his crotch JUST before the curtains open.
we loooove our transvestite master!
eddie (played by rod, the wonderful guy who TOOK all these pictures, well, except this one...) and columbia are reunited as we ass guitar in unison, preparing to do the west side story cross over. *snap, snap, snap*
rocky and frank after the vows. awww. that's one for the christmas cards. (a note on the confetti poppers: so many things went wrong... one opened in whitney's pants one night, i unscrewed the bottom of one and dumped confetti on a woman in the front row, and one night someone in the front row shot on directly into my chest, and then when it was time for the quick change, i showered derek with confetti when i took my bra off.)
devin prepares to toucha toucha touch tiffany... with the help of michele and steffanie.
partay at charlies... whatever ryan's doing, i'm enjoying it.
ryan has requested that we grab his crotch
we are happy to oblige.
the discussion of headbanging techniques leads to this. i headbang, going for optimal hair movement, while derek looks on, dismayed.
tiffany is concerened as derek displays his tongue
michele and stefanie get dirrrrty with chad.