The B&S national desk gives you up-to-the-month national news. However, sometimes it is difficult for readers to make sense of news events. With the end of Howard Dean's campaign, readers have asked us to explain its fall. Here now is "The Complete Dean Campaign," in haiku form

Iowa:
New Hampshire and Maine,
California, Wisconsin!
Fuck you, Iowa

New Hampshire:
Awaiting redemption
Who cares about Hampshire, anyway?
Please, Super Tuesday.

South Carolina:
Fine, vote for Edwards
With your Confederate flags.
How I hate the South.

New Mexico:
Hey, you old people
Kerry will steal your money
And eat your babies.

North Dakota:
... They have elections?
I'm in way over my head.
Come back, Joe Trippi.

Michigan:
Stupid mitten state.
At least I have Wisconsin.
Or else I'm quitting.

Wisconsin:
Did I say quitting?
Well, keep me on the ballot.
You fucking cheeseheads.



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