Besides fanfiction, I also write for (and edit) the Grinnell College B&S. (Think The Onion, but not.) Most of these were printed there, but a few of them weren't. That's okay, I still think they're funny. Note: wow, I really haven't updated this page in awhile... I've written a bunch more B&S stuff, though. Maybe one day I'll post it here. Maybe.

• Scientists Discover Possibility of Female President (Vol 3, Issue 2)
• Networks Change Format of Presidential Debates; Now Less Boring, Informative (Vol 3, Issue 2)
• Quad Plagued By Hamburglar (Vol 3, Issue 2)
• Ban on Assault Weapons Replaced With Ban on Salt-N-Pepa (Vol 3, Issue 1)
• English Major Feigns Enjoyment of Shakespeare (Vol 3, Issue 1)
• Anthropology Department Introduces "Whip/Snake-Handling/Womanizing" Field Methods Course (Vol 3, Issue 1)
• The B&S Increasingly Self-Referential (Vol 2, Issue 4)
• Quiz: How Likely Are You To Take Quizzes? (Vol 2, Issue 4)
• Cinco De Mayo Party Followed By Siete De Mayo Hangover
• Kerry Purses Running Mate, Rhyme Scheme
• The B&S Sweeps Western Poweshiek County College Satire Newspaper Association Awards (Vol 2, Issue 3)
• Easter Bunny Baffled By Vegans (Vol 2, Issue 3)
• Overly Vague Prescription Medicine Ads Force Americans to Buy Shit They Don't Really Need (Vol 2, Issue 3)
• Martha Stewart Surprise! (Vol 2, Issue 3)
• The Complete Dean Campaign (Vol 2, Issue 2)
• Critics Allege Gays Will Tear Down Institution of Marriage, Darby Gymnasium (Vol 2, Issue 2)
• Valentine's Day Crappy Love Poetry Corner! (Vol 2, Issue 1)
• Students Torn Between Generation Dean and the Pepsi Generation
• God Sick and Tired of Being Asked to Bless America (Vol 1, Issue 4)
• Bush Thwarted by Magic 8 Ball (Vol 1, Issue 4)

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