Aunt Mary Fae's Sure-Fire Recipes:
Martha Stewart Surprise!

Mix:
1 relentlessly perky ex-model
1 media empire
Let simmer for years, until your domestic perfection has given the rest of the world an inferiority complex regarding their own lifestyles. Garnish generously with a societal disdain for powerful women.

Add:
1 shady accountant
3, 298 shares of ImClone
4 criminal charges
Salt to taste
Be careful not to overcook, as this will result in annoying late night television sketches and a tough, grainy crust.

Finally, fold in:
1 process of appeals
3 of those radish rose things
Let sit for an undetermined period of time. Eat the radishes if you get hungry.

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