Sure, The B&S is a good source for news. But when it's saucy quizzes you want, do you find yourself having to turn to lesser news outlets, like Seventeen or Cosmopolitan? Well, fear no more, here's a quiz that will reveal deep secrets about your personality. Or at least, kill 5 minutes.

How likely are you to take quizzes?

1. You're flipping through a quality publication when a quiz strikes your eye. You:
a.) Take it! Your own opinions aren't enough, you need to be validated by what a magazine tells you about yourself.
b.) Don't take it. Quizzes are stupid.
c.) Are illiterate.


2.) Your friend has a really hot prospie. You:
a.) Casually slip him/her your username and tell them to look you up next year.
b.) Casually slip him/her a condom.
c.) Casually slip on a puddle of PowerAde in Cowles.


3.) Your favorite US President is:
a.) Grover Cleveland. There's something so sexy about non-consecutive men.
b.) Woodrow Wilson. You bet his friends called him "Woody."
c.) George W. Bush. W is your favorite letter but you still resent Wilson for that Treaty of Versailles incident.


4.) You have a 10-page paper due tomorrow, and you haven't even started. You:
a.) Type it in 36-point Courier New.
b.) Beg for an extension.
c.) Summon the unholy spirits of darkness to write your paper for you.


Now count up your responses!
If you got mostly As, you like quizzes. You're a fun-loving person who just really likes quizzes. Yes indeed.
If you got mostly Bs, you're a liar and a cheat. Probably you're taking this quiz in prison.
If you got mostly Cs, you do not, in fact, like quizzes. Why are you reading this?
If no letter has a clear majority, you're indecisive and lazy. No one likes you, not even that kid who picks his nose in class. And you're probably not very good at math.

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